- Pouring equal parts bourbon and Vernor's ginger ale over ice yields one potent fucking drink. I'm sipping on my second one now, and I'm already kinda lit.
- I have achieved this week what has seemed nigh-impossible of late: I have managed to cook my own lunch to bring to work for the entire week. Usually, I drop the ball on either Monday or Wednesday evening, in preparation for the fucking Intro to Libel and Slander course. Today, though, I stopped by the grocery store in Tinytown to see if the offerings were any better than at the grocery store in the painfully anonymous suburb in which I live, and found not only some handsome bulbs of garlic, but also a 3 for $5 special on bunches of fresh basil leaves. I am inordinately proud of myself that I have a travel pack of 3-cheese tortellini and basil-spiked tomato sauce ready to tote to work tomorrow morning.
- To explain the above, I am slowly deducing that Tinytown, despite its diminutive size and relative isolation, has a better grocery store than my anonymous suburb. (Lest you think I'm kidding about the anonymity, I checked: there are towns with the same name as my suburb in more than a quarter of the United States.) The high proportion of over-educated (and, one might even say, snooty) CBU professors seems to have impelled the grocery store to carry a decent selection of fresh vegetables and herbs, including an impressive number of organically grown produce for a town in which almost everyone I see in a car seems to be smoking and/or advertising their membership in the National Rifle Association. When I confirmed that the basil wasn't on special because it was about to expire, I jumped on the deal. I may give up shopping at my local grocery store entirely, if I can buy better-quality produce in Tinytown right on my route from work to home. (Especially since my local stopped carrying Soyrizo. Motherfuckers.)
- Life back in Hometown kind of sucks right now. I'd be a lot more sober right now if I didn't have to dread going back to Hometown in a few weeks' time. I've heard enough bad news since Monday to last me for quite a while.
- Oh, hey! Did I mention that I'll be flying to Hometown from Cornstate a mere 36 hours after I return to Cornstate from the Big Giant Pseudology Conference? Or that I have a conference paper to write for said conference that I have only drafted in rough form? Or that I'm (tremble) going to spend an entire (godawful) week in Hometown before I can escape back to Cornstate? Or that the World is Ending during my visit? (Okay, that last part doesn't really apply to anyone except me and perhaps one or two other close relatives.)
- Spanish Prof suggested months ago that she and Fie Upon This Quiet Life and I all get shitfaced together at an opportune moment. Has she acted upon this suggestion yet? Nooooooooo. In fairness, however, she herself observed that she was "drunk as hell" when she said that. I choose to live in hope. And, at the moment, in hiccups.
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