I was pretty disappointed to wake up this morning. I dreamed that I had won a Nobel Prize — it might have been for Peace, but the exact category was actually a bone of contention that never got worked out. I was pretty well pleased, as you might imagine, but my strongest thought before waking was, "Wow, this will TOTALLY enhance my job prospects for a tenure-track position! I can't wait to add this line to my CV!"
I think I deserve some respect for not letting the worldwide fame go to my head, don't you?
2 years ago