Subtitled, "I can't do this anymore. I did it some more."
Out of habit more than hope, I checked the Big Giant Pseudology Association's job board, and saw a newly advertised position at a fancy name-brand school. Most of my job-hunting energy these days is oriented toward non-academic work of various kinds, so I just don't have the strength to deal with the one-year VAP bullshit anymore. But this job is multi-year, and is in a nice place, so...
My point is that I dashed off an entire application for it in approximately ten minutes. And then went back to other, more promising stuff.
In other news, I am deeply relieved that Passover is over, because I ran out of potato vodka on the last night, I'm TIRED of matzo,* and I could make myself breakfast tacos this morning. I am also happy to be drinking lovely wine this evening, although that has nothing to do here or there with Passover. Because, you know, wine.
* Did you know that Blogger considers 'matzo' the standard spelling? I tried typing 'matzah,' and it complained of a spelling error. Apparently, if Blogger were Jewish, it would be Orthodox.